Shagmag August 2019 | Issue 6.pdf

SHAGMAG Lauren Summer

Kayla lauren

Julia rose

AUGUST 2019

ISSUE 6

TALK DIRTY TO ME "I’m new to SHAGMAG and I am extremely impressed. Hot and it’s actually what guys want to read and know."

-GEO "2 THINGS...

1: AMAZING ISSUE! BOTH THE PICTURES AND THE ARTICLES WERE FUN! 2: HOW DID YOU PREDICT ALMOST EVERY NBA FREE AGENCY CHANGE CORRECTLY!? WANNA BE MY FANTASY BASKETBALL COACH NEXT SEASON?"

-NICK

"Absolutely fucking love it Julia! I feel like I got a whole article for my dating app question. Can’t wait to fully read every word in this issue! Outstanding job! Keep up the great pics and articles!"

"I really like this, I mean who doesn't like boobs?"

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-JULIAN

MAKE IT RAIN... YOUR GUIDE TO ISSUE NO.06

15 Birds & Bees

44 Balls Deep

84 Lauren Summer & Kayla Lauren

Teach me how to DOGGY because all the ladies love it

A GUIDE FOR YOU TO PERFECT THIS WELL KNOWN PAWSITION BY: JULIA ROSE

*Please remember consent is necessary in all sexual activity*

Warm up to it

The Motion

I will fur-ever stress the importance of foreplay. Do not ever just jump straight into doggy. This position allows deeper penetration so go into it slowly. If you need some foreplay tips, read last month's issue where I cover fingering.

Like I have said before, the jack hammering motion is never a good idea. A lot of people rely on the man to be in charge during doggy, but try staying still and letting her move her hips around you to find what feels best. Letting her take control can be really sexy and turn both of you on.

The Position Contrary to what most people think, there isn't one way to doggy. Typically, it will start with her on all fours (hint the word doggy) with you either standing or kneeling behind her. Make sure your legs are on the inside of hers. As things heat up, she can lay with her stomach flat and butt up and you can also bring your body closer to hers. Play around with angles, if you find something she likes, you should be able to tell.

The Q Word If you accidentally slip out with her butt in the air and then reinsert yourself, you can end up pushing air inside of her, causing her to queef (air coming out of the vagina, sounds like a fart). Although natural, it can be embarrassing and ruin the heat of the moment. Try to avoid this by letting her lower her butt before you try and pull out (unless it is urgent, then definitly just pull out).

Be Hands On ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER. You have hands..use them. Reach around, play with her nipples, pull on her hair (only if she has hinted to liking this), use a toy. Some women need to be stimulated from the outside to orgasm - adding a vibrator to doggy can be life changing. *Please remember consent is necessary in all sexual activity*

& OTHER FOODS THAT WILL HELP WITH YOUR SEX DRIVE by Julia Rose

BANANAS: NOT ONLY IS THIS SENSUAL FRUIT OUR PROFOUND MASCOT, BUT IT ALSO TURNS OUT THAT BANANAS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOUR SEX DRIVE, TOO. THE BOOST OF POTASSIUM IN YOUR DAILY DIET IS GREAT FOR CIRCULATION AND WILL KEEP YOUR HEART HEALTHY AND YOUR LADY HAPPY. IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO BE A SHAGMAG MEMBER? Disclaimer: I am not a doctor or dietician. The information I provide is based on research and should not take place of professional medical advice.

COFFEE: WE ALL KNOW COFEE HAS CAFFEINE BUT WE DON'T ALL KNOW THAT CAFFEINE IS ACTUALLY A STIMULANT. RESEARCH SHOWS THAT DRINKING A COUPLE OF CUPS OF COFFEE A DAY CAN ACTUALLY HELP COMBAT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. IF YOU GET EASILY ANXIOUS, IT MIGHT BE BEST TO SKIP OUT ON THIS ONE.

CHILLIES: SPICE UP YOUR LOVE LIFE...LITERALLY. CHILLIES HELP YOUR BLOOD VESSELS EXPAND, GIVING YOUR PIPE JUST A LITTLE MORE PRESSURE (IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN).

SPINACH: TURN TO SPINACH TO BOOST YOUR TESTOSTERONE LEVELS. SPINACH IS A SUPER SOURCE OF FOLIATE (BLOOD FLOW BOOSTER) AND MAGNESIUM, WHICH HELPS DILATE BLOOD VESSELS AND IMPROVE BLOOD FLOW TO YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME. 

SALMON: THE OMEGA-3 FATTY ACIDS THAT SALMON IS FAMOUS FOR HELP BLOOD FLOW TO THE PART THAT MATTERS MOST *COUGH COUGH* YOUR PENIS. AIM TO EAT SALMON, TUNA, OR TROUT TWICE A WEEK. Disclaimer: I am not a doctor or dietician. The information I provide is based on research and should not take place of professional medical advice.

RED WINE: RED WINE IS A GREAT SOURCE OF THE ANTIOXIDANT PHYTOCHEMICAL RESVERATROL, WHICH HELPS OPEN THE ARTERIES BY ENHANCING THE PRODUCTION OF NITRIC OXIDE; IN OTHER WORDS, RED WINE BASICALLY DOES THE JOB OF VIAGRA. PLUS, IT IS ALWAYS SEXY TO WATCH A MAN OPEN UP A BOTTLE OF RED WINE. MAKE SURE TO STOP AT ONE OR TWO GLASSES; TOO MUCH RED WINE WILL END UP DOING THE OPPOSITE.

OYSTERS: OYSTERS ARE RICH IN ZINC AND VITAMIN B6, BOTH PLAY A HUGE ROLE IN TESTOSTERONE AND SEX DRIVE. IF YOU AREN'T A FAN OF OYSTERS, TRY ADDING MORE NUTS AND SEEDS TO YOUR DIET INSTEAD.

WATERMELON: NO WONDER BEYONCE WAS A HUGE FAN OF WATERMELON. THIS TASTY FRUIT IS FILLED WITH LYCOPENE WHICH HELPS RELAX BLOOD VESSELS AND IMPROVE CIRCULATION. WATERMELON IS THE PERFECT SUMMER SNACK TO HELP YOU HEAT THINGS UP. (;

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor or dietician. The information I provide is based on research and should not take place of professional medical advice.

Julia Rose

Q&A A couple of questions from our SHAGMAG family

A: This is a tough question because there could be so many reasons a girl may "friend zone" a guy. Speaking from experience, two of the main reasons are because she doesn't know the guy is interested in being more than friends, or because she honestly values the friendship and knows that a relationship can potentially ruin it. If you've been friend zoned, honestly don't sweat it...if there is a strong genuine connection there on both ends, it will eventually show.

A: Oh man... the work situation, been there, done that. Personally, I think it's hard not to have a great connection with the people you work with especially if you spend the majority of your time with them. There are so many outcomes, so I will lay a few of them out and let you decide: 1. you ask her out, she says no and you are left with an awkward situation at work, 2. you ask her out she says yes, the date goes great, you both date but then break up and you are left with an akward situatuion at work, 3. you ask her out, she says yes, you guys date and you spend ALL your time together because you now live with each other AND work together (which can work for some couples) 4. you ask her out, she says yes, ya'll hook up, decide you don't want a relationship but still have casual hot hook ups at work. I feel like you may have already had your mind made up when you asked this and wanted me to say go for it....and if that's the case, then GO FOR IT!

Q: FIRST

DATE, WHAT DO WOMEN WANT? BIGGEST TURN ON’S AND TURN OFF’S? -NAVIGATOR

A: First dates are SO important and can be so fun. When is comes to what women want, they want to see who you really are. There is no reason to put on a front. When it comes to the actual date, do something out of the ordinary. Compliment her- if it is a first date, then she probably put a lot of effort into getting ready. Instead of saying "you look beautiful tonight" point out something specific like "that color looks really good on you." Turn ons: being a gentleman, opening the door, pulling out her chair, asking her questions AND listening to the answers. Turn offs: being on your phone, not paying attention, not tipping or being rude to the server. Paying at the end of the date isn't required but definitely appreciated and more likely to lead to a second date.

Q: PICK UP THE GIRL ON THE FIRST DATE OR MEET HER? -ANTHONY M A: This question kind of goes along with the one above! It honestly depends on how you meet her. If you met her in person prior to the date like in a coffee shop, grocery store or a bar and she has an idea of who you are, she might appreciate you picking her up. IF YOU ARE PICKING HER UP, CLEAN OUT YOUR CAR, no girl wants to kick around empty water bottles in the passenger seat. If you meet her on Tinder or if it is a blind date, I would just meet her there and then if the date goes well offer her a ride home or offer to get her an Uber! To play it safe, just be upfront and ask her what she prefers, even if she'd rather meet you there, it will still be nice that you asked.

Q: Do you think all couples should use or experiment with toys (for either sex) -Erick Fabian A: I love this question almost as much as I love sex toys. I think sex toys have this stigma around them where girls are afraid to bring up wanting to experiment with them because they don't want their man to feel like he isn't good enough. Instead of looking at sex toys as competition, guys need to start looking at them like sidekicks. Sex toys are life changing, in a good way. Some women need outside stimulation and using a sex toy won't put too much pressure on the man to do everything at once. Honestly, going into a sex store with your significant other can be fun! Sex is supposed to be fun and introducing a new toy in the bedroom can help spark things up! There is honestly so much to cover with this, I might just need to do an entire article over it in our next issue!

Q: We live in a world where a millionaire NFL player can DM the one fine girl on campus and see her the same night, the same girl who went to a yacht party with a upcoming SoundCloud rapper who’s verified with 600k and a some stacks to his name. Is it over for the regular dudes? Because it’s hard to compete with the Australian Youtuber who does Vloggs in Dubai. - Tom A: Tom, it's never over for the "regular" dudes. The millionaire football player might swoop in but it's probably just to score. Finding a "regular" dude that is genuine, that pays attention, and makes life exciting is way more rare than finding a NFL player sliding in a girl's DMs (trust me on that one) and the girls that realize this are the ones who are worth pursuing.

BALLS DEEP

Are you ready for some fantasy football? *cue some ESPN background music* We have 36 days until the NFL season starts and zero time to decide who deserves a spot on your fantasy football roster this year. We are diving balls deep on who to pick and who to avoid in the first 6 rounds of your fantasy football draft. Whether your team name is "Show me your TDs" or  "Baby's got Dak" this SHAGMAG draft guide will help you kick things off. ***All analysis, predictions, and projections will be based off PPR formatted leagues only***

Alvin Kamara Do you all remember how good Todd Gurley was last year? Well, this year, Alvin Kamara will be that good or even better. Kamara has finished top five in fantasy points as a running back for the last two seasons while only being a workhorse in 4 of 34 games. Now that Mark Ingram is gone, it is time for Alvin Kamara to dominate as the best fantasy football player of the 2019 season. There is nothing holding us back from thinking Kamara can score 20 TDs overall this season.

Christian McCaffrey Consistent. Period. Christian McCaffrey had an incredible first year in the NFL, and we expect an even better 2019 season from this guy. Last season, he only missed 30 total offensive snaps! In the 2018 season, McCaffrey had more receptions than Antonio Brown, more receiving touchdowns than Jarvis Landry, and more rushing TDs than Ezekiel Elliott.

Le'Veon Bell Let’s breakdown the many reasons to avoid Le’Veon Bell. First, Bell took the entire 2018 off and was basically on vacation mode. Bell was also traded from the Pittsburgh Steelers (4th ranked offense in the NFL) to the New York Jets (29th ranked offense in the NFL). The New York Jets offensive line is ranked 27th out of 32 teams, while the Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line is ranked 3rd out of 32 teams. The writing's on the wall- Bell will not be the player we are all used to having on our fantasy football teams this year. He will at most be an RB2 with an RB1 ceiling.

Saquon Barkley Saquon Barkley was an absolute beast in his rookie year. Last season, he led all running backs in points and was 2nd overall in fantasy points under Patrick Mahomes. However, we are predicting somewhat of a sophomore slump in year two. Here is why: number one, the reason the sophomore slump exists is because teams now have tape on a player aka teams can now learn how to defend Barkley better. Number two, the absence of Odell Beckham Jr. will put more pressure on Barkley and allow teams to focus defensively on the run game only. Barkley will finish the season as a Top 10 RB, just not a TOP 5.

Travis Kelce Last season, Travis Kelce ranked Top 10 in receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns. Looking ahead, Patrick Mahomes will certainly have another MVP caliber season with Travis Kelce benefiting. Kelce is a MUST draft in every fantasy football league. Our only concern for Kelce is how he will play if Tyreek Hill is suspended for his behavior off the field. The difference in points between Travis Kelce, the #1 ranked TE last year, and Jared Cook, the #5 ranked TE in 2018, was exactly 101 points. That is about 6 points or a fantasy football touchdown per week.

Todd Gurley WOW. That’s the only word that comes to mind when you see Todd Gurley getting drafted in the second round. Having a 8-9-10 pick in the draft has never felt so good. Gurley is a monster running back and if it wasn’t for missing games 16 & 17 last year, he would have led all running backs in fantasy points. Gurley is only 24-years-old and is expected to be a workhorse this year again. We expect another massive fantasy football season from this elite running back.

James Conner Conner got the go ahead last season when Le’Veon Bell decided to take the season off (must be nice). Conner shocked the league by finishing the year with 12 rushing TDs & 6th overall in fantasy points for a RB. He benefited from an offensive line that ranks 3rd overall in the NFL and an offense that ranks 4th overall in NFL. Moving into 2019, defenses will learn to defend Conner better due to the fact that they didn't know how to defend him before. There just wasn't any tape on the guy. Conner is not a versatile running back or an athletic running back. He just benefited from the situation. Conner was a one-hitwonder in Pittsburgh last year and does not deserve a 2nd round flyer.

Odell Beckham Jr. & Antonio Brown Both of these talented wide receivers were traded to new teams and new offenses, but how these players will fit into these offenses is unknown. If I were forced to draft one of these players, it would probably be OBJ based on the fact that there is more upside in Cleveland than there is in Oakland? The reason these players should be avoided is strictly based upon where they are being drafted. The 2nd round is too high to risk blowing your entire fantasy football season. There is by far more certainty in the WR department in the 3rd/4th round.

Zach Ertz Here is some food for thought: Zach Ertz only scored 14 fantasy points less than Travis Kelce last season and Ertz is being drafted in the 3rd round. What is even crazier is that Ertz did this while losing Carson Wentz in week 11 last year. The fact of the matter is, you can grab Ertz in the 3rd round and he will most likely put up the same numbers as Travis Kelce, maybe even better.

T.Y. Hilton Healthy Andrew Luck + T.Y. Hilton = Fantasy Football Success. The fact that Hilton is being drafted in the 3rd round is absolutely insane. Hilton is a guaranteed 1,000 yards receiving and at least 5 touchdowns. FYI - That is the floor! Hilton’s ceiling is tremendously high. In Andrew Luck’s first season back (last year), he threw for over 4,500 yards and 39 touchdowns. This season, Luck will certainly out perform his 2018 season and potentially make a run for MVP. Everything happening in Indianapolis is a recipe for success for Hilton. Bold Prediction: T.Y. Hilton goes for 1,500 yards receiving and 8 touchdowns (both career highs).

Amari Cooper Before the tomatoes start flying, let me explain. Cooper is an extremely talented wide receiver but we doubt he will live up to the expectations of being drafted in the 3rd round. Right now, Cooper is being drafted as a WR1 but is really a WR2/3. Cooper is extremely inconsistent and won’t find consistency anytime soon on the Dallas Cowboys. Per ESPN rankings, Cooper is ranked ahead of Julian Edelman, Adam Thielen, Brandin Cooks, and Sefon Diggs. I would take any one of these players over Cooper.

Dalvin Cook This guy has only played 13 games in two seasons. We can’t even talk stats because there aren't enough! Cook is extremely injury prone on an offense that wants to be run heavy. There is just too much risk here for a 3rd round draft pick. There are better, safer, more proven options at RB around Cook in the 3rd/4th round (Leonard Fournette, Joe Mixon). If you can’t resist taking Dalvin Cook, you absolutely have to handcuff this guy (Alexander Madison is the back up). Note: if Dalvin Cook manages to stay healthy, there is serious Top 5 running back potential.

Adam Thielen Thielen or Diggs? This is the question we all ask ourselves every year when deciding which Minnesota Vikings wide receiver to draft. Fun fact: every year since 2016, it has been Thielen to win the head to head matchup between the two. Here is the ranking breakdown each year: 2016: Thielen (29), Diggs (30) 2017: Thielen (8), Diggs (19) 2018: Thielen (7), Diggs (10) Looking at the numbers, we know one thing. The Minnesota Vikings are only getting better and this will be Kirk Cousins second year with the offense. Point blank, there is a solid chance that Thielen continues to trend upwards into the Top 5 overall among wide receivers this year.

Brandin Cooks Facts: Brandin Cooks has been a Top 15 fantasy football wide receiver over the last 4 years with 3 different teams (NO, NE, LA). Cooks has managed to stay extremely consistent while changing teams, offenses, and quarterbacks. What’s even better about Cooks is the fact that he hasn’t missed a regular season game in that span. Last season, Cooks only scored 5 touchdowns which was the lowest amongst the previous 4 years. With Jared Goff only getting better and the chemistry only growing between the two players, the sky's the limit for what should be a Top 5 fantasy football WR.

Derrick Henry Let’s cut to the chase. Derrick Henry finished last season as the 16th ranked running back in fantasy football points. He scored 78 points between weeks 14 & 15 of last season. These were also the only games that Henry rushed for over 100 yards as well. To make matters even worse, without those two monster games in week 14 & 15 of last season, Henry would have ranked 30th overall amongst running backs.

Aaron Jones GREEN BAY RUNNING BACKS HAVE NEVER BEEN OF ANY VALUE. In the last five seasons, a Packers running back has not finished in the top 20 amongst runnings backs in fantasy football scoring. Ew. To make things even worse, the Green Bay Packers passed per play more than any other team in the NFL last season. And if you think Aaron Jones can somehow add value as a receiving back, please think again. Over the last 5 season, the Green Bay Packers were the 2nd lowest team at targeting running backs out of the backfield. Please do not draft Aaron Jones.

James White Last season, White finished 7th overall in fantasy amongst RBs and led all RBs with 7 receiving touchdowns. Currently, James White & Sony Michel are being drafted around each other with the vast majority of analysts leaning towards Michel. Why? Michel is entering his 2nd season in the NFL with the Patriots and last season, he ended up outside the Top 25 in fantasy points for RBs. White is entering his 6th season in the NFL with the Patriots and is in line for a massive season. White knows the offense better, and Brady feels more comfortable with White. Michel is injury prone and still dealing with knee issues entering camp while White hasn’t missed a game in the last four seasons.

Phillip Lindsay Last season, Phillip Lindsay finished 13th overall in fantasy point scoring amongst running backs while missing a couple games due to ejection & a season ending wrist injury. What kept Lindsay from becoming a Top 10 fantasy running back last season was his inefficiency in the receiving game. Lindsay rushed for more yards than Alvin Kamara & James Conner, while scoring more rushing touchdowns than Christian McCaffrey. With Joe Flacco under center in Denver, Lindsay should benefit in both rushing and receiving stats this upcoming season. Expect Lindsay to be a Top 10 fantasy running back this year with the Broncos relying heavily on the run.

Mark Ingram II Honestly, the only reason we are on the fence is because Mark Ingram is a talented running back with massive upside, especially around the goal line. The reality of the situation is that Lamar Jackson is no Drew Brees. This lack of ability to effectively pass the ball will allow defenses to focus more on defending the run. Another downside to this situation is the fact that Lamar Jackson is a mobile QB. This will most likely lead to at least 4 or 5 touchdowns for Jackson rather than Ingram. At the end of the day, Ingram has great FLEX potential with a slight possibility of RB2 numbers throughout the season.

Chris Carson Last season, Chris Carson was the first Seattle Seahawks running back to rush for over 1,000 yards since 2014 (Marshawn Lynch). The reason we are on the fence about Chris Carson is the fact that he is a weak receiver. In 2018, Carson had 9 rushing TDs but 0 receiving TDs. In 2019, most fantasy football leagues are PPR and having a running back that can’t catch a ball is virtually useless. The ability for a running back to catch more balls = more receiving yards and receiving touchdowns. Draft Chris Carson if you absolutely need him. Carson is a touchdown dependent FLEX at most.

Calvin Ridley Sold. Calvin Ridley has the serious breakout potential this year and could be a Top 10 fantasy football wide receiver. Last year, Ridley’s season was touchdowns, touchdowns, and more touchdowns (10 TDs to be exact). Ridley is talented, young, and fast. There are reports from Falcons training camp that the young wide receiver actually looks faster this year. Moving into his 2nd season in the NFL on the Falcons, expect his role to increase and for Ridley to receive more targets from Matt Ryan. Bold Prediction: Calvin Ridley will put up the same number that JuJu Smith-Schuster did last year (111 receptions, 1426 yards receiving, 7 touchdowns)

Tyler Boyd The Cincinnati Bengals will most likely suck this season. Don’t count on this team for more than 5 wins. However, Tyler Boyd is a talented wide receiver with big play potential. Whether A.J. Green is healthy or not, Boyd will produce. Let’s put things into perspective. Tyler Boyd had more receiving yards last season than Jarvis Landry & Tyler Lockett. Wait, we aren’t done. Tyler Boyd had more receiving touchdowns than Odell Beckham Jr., T.Y. Hilton, and Keenan Allen. In fact, Boyd tied JuJu Smith-Schuster in touchdowns with 7 while having over 30 less receptions than JuJu. At the end of the day, the numbers don’t lie. Tyler Boyd is a solid WR2 moving into this season.

Chris Godwin Let's start off with the fact that Jameis Winston is terribly inconsistent and was benched last season because of interceptions. Breaking down Chris Godwin’s situation in Tampa Bay starts with looking at Winston. The quarterback will at most throw 25 TDs this season with at least 12 TDs going to Mike Evans. Where does that leave Godwin- apparently never leaving the field according to head coach Bruce Arians. Coach stated that Godwin won’t come off the field this year and will play offense, defense, and special teams? There is not much to explain here. Tampa Bay is a terrible place to be for any wide receiver besides Mike Evans.

Sammy Watkins No. No. No. No. Do not draft Sammy Watkins ever. I repeat. Do not draft Sammy Watkins ever. It is cruel and unusual punishment for any draft board to project Sammy Watkins as a top 200 player in fantasy football. Patrick Mahomes threw 50 TDs last season and Sammy Watkins managed to catch a mere 3 TDs. That’s absurd. Does the same Demetrius Harris ring a bell? Harris the backup tight end on the Kansas City Chiefs who caught 3 TDs as well. The last time Sammy Watkins finished in the Top 20 in fantasy points for wide receivers was 2015. You ready for this?

Carson Wentz MVP. MVP. MVP. Carson Wentz will have a MVP season in 2019. The Philadelphia Eagles will absolutely have a Top 3 offense in the NFL. The Eagles added weapons in DeSean Jackson & Jordan Howard. The fact that Wentz is being drafted so low with quarterbacks like Dak Prescott & Ben Roethlisberger is ridiculous. Before getting injured last season, Wentz was on pace for over 4,000 yards passing and 30 passing touchdowns. Here are our predictions for this team in fantasy football. SHAGMAG Projections: Carson Wentz 4,500 passing yards, 44 TDs, 8 INTS

Mitch Trubisky Feast or famine. That’s the best way to explain Mitch Trubisky’s 2018 season. Last season, he scored over 27 fantasy points four times and under 9 fantasy points three times. However; this will be Trubisky’s 3rd season in the NFL and his 2nd season running this offense with offensive coordinator Mark Helfrich. This offense is the poor man’s Kansas City Chiefs. The reason we are so high on Mitch Trubisky is the fact that he is being drafted so low. He honestly has a chance to be a top 3 quarterback and potentially this year’s Patrick Mahomes. Trubisky has plenty of weapons in Cohen, Robinson, Gabriel, Miller and Burton. SHAGMAG Projections: 3,900 passing yards, 35 TDs, 13 INTS

Tarik Cohen Tarik Cohen or David Montgomery? WInner = Cohen. Let’s break this down. The Bears will be a top 5 offense in the NFL this year. Cohen is a dual threat running back with chemistry and experience in the Bears offense. In regards to Montgomery, I think everyone forgets how hard it is to transition to the NFL. Not only does Montgomery have to learn the system in Chicago but the Bears are also in “win now” mode. Cohen has the potential to be a Top 10 running back this season. Cohen will solidify himself as the modern day Darren Sproles this year. SHAGMAG Projections: 625 yards rushing, 4 rushing TDs, 750 yards receiving, 7 receiving TDs

Damien Williams Damien WIlliams is a Top 10 running back, easily. Why? He is a talented, fast, athletic, decent pass catching running back on the #1 offense in the NFL. Additionally, Williams has Andy Reid as a head coach and historically, Reid is a fan of running the ball. The Kansas City Chiefs are arguably the best team in the NFL and with that comes winning a lot of games. DUH. Williams will get a lot of carries & garbage time TDs. Expect Williams to average 20 touches & 80 yards rushing per game this season. (p.s. Carlos Hyde is not a threat to Williams production.) SHAGMAG Projections: 850 yards rushing, 8 rushing TDs, 650 yards receiving, 5 receiving TDs

Courtland Sutton or Emmanuel Sanders? This is a big question because one of these guys is finishing the season as a Top 25 fantasy wide receiver. Before tearing his Achilles last season, this comparison would hands down go to Emmanuel Sanders but at 32-years-old, it may be difficult for Sanders to return to his previous self. Courtland Sutton is moving into his second season in the NFL and already has a better quarterback from the year before. In his rookie season, Sutton struggled most of the year and it was primarily because the Broncos weren’t that great of a team. Case Keenum, the Broncos QB last season, only threw for 3 TDs in one game the entire season. To make matters even worse, Keenum threw for 0 TDs in a total of 5 games! Terrible. Courtland Sutton needs TDs to be relevant this year and Joe Flacco will be the solution. SHAGMAG Projections (Courtland Sutton): 68 receptions, 775 yards receiving, 7 TDs

Trey Burton Let’s get one thing straight. Trey Burton will have a better 2019 season than his 2018 season. Last year, the Bears tight end caught 54 passses for 569 yards and 6 touchdowns. Not bad at all! The reason I point this out is because most projections have Burton digressing this season. But why? The Bears are only getting better and Mitch Trubisky is lined up to have a fantastic season. This will be Burton’s second year in this offense and Burton has not hit his ceiling. SHAGMAG Projections: 70 receptions, 800 yards receiving, 8 TDs

Jared Cook Drew Brees loves his tight ends. I repeat. Drew Brees loves his tight ends. Last season, Cook had his best year in the NFL with 68 receptions, 896 yards receiving, and 6 touchdowns. Cook achieved these numbers with Derek Carr as his quarterback and the Oakland Raiders finishing the season with a 4-12 record. Now, you are going to tell me that if you put the same exact player on the New Orleans Saints (a playoff team) with Drew Brees as the quarterback, you aren't going to get better numbers out of Cook? SHAGMAG Projections: 74 receptions, 925 yards receiving, 8 TDs

MAN OF THE HOUR

SHAGMAG decided to SHAGMAG get an insider's take on all of this talk about humans wanting to invade Area 51. Here is our exclusive interview with the one and only, IG famous, booty extraordinaire, rap alien:

LIL FREE SPIRIT   |   UNIVERSE TRAVELER   | CREATOR

MAYO

Q: WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING THE COOLEST ALIEN ON INSTAGRAM? A: IM THA ONLY ALIEN ON THE GRAM WUSSUP

Q: WHERE ARE YOU FROM? HOW OLD ARE YOU? A: IM 69 THOUSAND YEARS OLD. BORN & RAISED IN PLANET BOOTY. CAME FROM THE MUD. THE BOOTY MUD.

Q: YOU SEEM LIKE A LADY'S MAN ON INSTAGRAM. WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE TO HUMAN MEN WHEN IT COMES TO PICKING UP WOMEN? A: DONT B A CREEP. LET THEM COME 2 U.

Q: WHO IS THE COOLEST HUMAN YOU HAVE EVER MET? A: RIRI, THATS WIFEY

Q: YOUR FAVORITE ALIEN PICK UP LINE? A: SILENCE IS GOLDEN. LET THE DRIP DO THA TALKIN

Q: WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE TO THOSE PEOPLE THAT SAY ALIENS DON’T EXIST? A: BIIIITCH UR AN ALIEN TOO IM JUS FROM ANOTHER PLANET

Q: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ALL THE TALK ABOUT INVADING AREA 51? A: AS A COMMANDER IN CHIEF, I APPROVE. FREE MY GOONS, LET THESE HUMANS CLAP SUM ALIEN CHEEKS ONCE N 4 ALL

Q: FILL IN THE BLANKS:

WOMAN FROM EARTH ARE SUCCULENT ________, BEAUTIFUL AND ______, OUT OF THIS WORLD ____________. Q: WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT HUMAN WOMEN? A: I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HUMAN WOMEN. IT'S RESPECTING HUMAN WOMEN HOURS 24/7

Q: DO YOU HAVE BEEF WITH E.T.? A: E.T. THAT'S MY BITCH. ONLY THING HE USEFUL FOR IS LIGHTING MY BLUNTS WIT THAT FINGER OF HIS. JUS DROPPED A TRACK WIT YUNG GRAVY CALLED E.T. LOOK IT UP

Q: THE WEIRDEST THING ABOUT PLANET EARTH? A: HUMANS WEIRD AF BUT I LOVE U

Q: FAVORITE PLACE ON PLANET EARTH? A: TBH ANYWHERE WITH LAVISH LIVING ACCOMMODATIONS & TOP TIER GAMER EARTH GIRLS.

Q: WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THESE DAYS? A: REALLY BEEN FOCUSING ON MY RAP CAREER, HAVE SONGS COMING OUT WIT JUICY J, YUNG GRAVY, BBNO$, DBANGS, LIL JON AND MORE. ALSO DROPPING A GANG OF NEW ITEMS SOON FROM MY MERCH LINE SUCC INTERNATIONAL.

WHERE TO FIND LIL MAYO @LILMAYO @SUCC @LILMAYO @SUCC NICESUCC.COM

LIL MAYO

LAUREN SUMMER Issue 6 August 2019

EX CL US I VE Say hello to Natalie Roush as we welcome her to the Shag Family.

LAUREN SUMMER DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS:

Passionate, Goofy, Independent

MOST ATTRACTIVE THING ABOUT A GUY:

The ability to make me genuinely laugh. YOUR FAVORITE ICE BREAKER:

“How much does a polar bear weigh? ... Enough to break the ice, hey I’m Lauren" WHAT FOOD MATCHES YOUR PERSONALITY?

Oh DEFINITELY chicken wings. Sweet, spicy, but also a hot mess.

PEOPLE WOULD BE SURPRISED TO KNOW THAT YOU:

Played in my High School marching band for 3 years! I played the flute! IF YOU ROBBED A BANK AND GOT AWAY WITH IT, WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND THE MONEY ON? I’ve always wanted to get my mom her own little cabin in the mountains somewhere. After that, I would do the obvious and spend a little bit of it all myself. Nothing wrong with buying a few new bags and shoes, right?!

YOUR IDEAL DATE INCLUDES:

A snuggly blanket, some cereal, and a cheesy conspiracy theory documentary. 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE:

-I once broke my toe in 13 different places. -I’m allergic to peanuts. -I’m nearly blind. LIE: gimme dat peanut butter boiiiii

Kayla Lauren Issue 6 August 2019

EX CL US I VE Say hello to Natalie Roush as we welcome her to the Shag Family.

KAYLA LAUREN DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS:

Funny, considerate, feisty MOST ATTRACTIVE THING ABOUT A GUY:

Humor YOUR FAVORITE ICE BREAKER:

I like to ask people who would play them in a movie about their lives. WHAT FOOD MATCHES YOUR PERSONALITY?

Sour Punch Straws PEOPLE WOULD BE SURPRISED THAT:

I'm allergic to broccoli and mango skin.

FAVORITE TATTOO THAT YOU HAVE AND WHY?

The warrior woman and dog on my left arm are inspired by my mom as a young woman and our family dog. IF YOU ROBBED A BANK AND GOT AWAY WITH IT, WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND THE MONEY ON?

Pay off debts for everyone I love and pay for homelessness initiatives.

YOUR IDEAL DATE INCLUDES:

food, movie, and sex

2 TRUTHS AND A LIE:

-I am French and Scandinavian. -Perfume makes me nauseous. - I love long-distance runs.

LIE: *loaaaathe running*

G A M G SHA SHAGMAG UNIVERSITY WITH Bianca Ghezzi

Bianca Ghezzi is taking roll and you better be present

We kick off football season...SHAGMAG style