Best Opening Lines

The 100

Best Opening Lines

the 100 best opening lines This bonus portion of The Godly Texting Guide is pretty self-explanatory. I’ve compiled my top 100 opening lines that are best suited for starting a conversation with a girl over text, on the right foot. Framing the conversation to convey intent and playfulness from the start is perhaps one of the most important aspects of text-game that’s going to get you consistent results with girls. Sending “hey” or “what’s up” doesn’t convey intent, lacks purpose, and will not get you the results you’re looking for. This is why I created these lines: so you can implement them and start having success without even having to think. Too many guys will spend countless hours on text conversations that lack direction and purpose. Remember, the entire point of texting is to set up dates and get the girl in front of you. These opening lines I’ve outlined for you serve as a great way to start the conversation off in a fun way that will grab her attention, and make it easy for you to organically continue the conversation and turn it into a productive outcome aka you getting her on a date.

the 100 best opening lines 1. What world changing things did you accomplish today? 2. Honey, I’m home. 3. Your evening entertainment has arrived. 4. I’m here to make you fall in love with me. 5. Here to initiate the beginning of our romantic love story 6. *ball emoji* sorry don’t know how that rolled in there. 7. *dog emoji* Hey Fido get back over here… sorry my dog isn’t trained and always runs into people’s messages 8. Hey it’s Zeus, your soulmate 9. I’m here, what are your other two wishes? 10. Hey it’s me, I’m here to sweep you off your feet. 11. I’ve got the red carpet and limo ready for tonight, all you need to do is dress cute and be ready at 8 PM. 12. I know you were thinking about me, so I decided I’d make your thoughts come to life. 13. Thought I’d make your day by shooting you a text, so here I am. 14. You ready to fall in love with me today? 15. FaceTime me. 16. I know you’ve been worried sick, but I made it home safe yesterday. 17. I didn’t know you ordered a cook? -> well yeah im here to spice up your day. 18. Yes, yes I know you’ve been waiting all day for me, but I’m here, I made it. 19. Do you ever just look up at the stars and think, “damn, I’m cute” 20. Rate how your day is going on a scale from 0-10, now that I texted you 21. Introducing the only guy who won’t bore you to death over text *pointing up emoji* 22. Are you ready to be a power couple? 23. Will you go to prom with me? (jokingly) 24. Wow (proceed with literally ANYTHING after this, this is just to grab her attention. Can follow it up with the next line) 25. So where do I sign up? (followed by a backhanded compliment or push-pull) 26. Let’s get married 27. After long deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that it only makes sense for us to get married and consummate our deep love for each other *insert irony emoji*

28. Daddy’s home. 29. Let’s abandon our priorities and go on an irresponsible adventure. 30. Daddy has arrived. 31. Hi, Zeus here from Daddy’s on Demand, I’ve been assigned to be your temporary Daddy. 32. This is Zeus’s assistant following up to confirm your appointment with Zeus for tomorrow at 8 PM. 33. Your day has officially been made -> because you received a text from me *emoji* 34. You should be here *send picture of food or activity you talked about doing with her before* 35. I wanna see you again. 36. Gonna just shoot straight and say that I’m lowkey into you and wanna hangout to see if you’re as interesting as you seem. 37. Come over. 38. You + Me + Together = FUN AF. -> Let’s make it happen 39. How’s my least favorite person doing today *insert irony emoji* 40. What does it feel like to receive a text from the most eligible bachelor on the planet? 41. Let’s play a game, I exist, you fall in love. Game over *insert emoji* 42. Stop. Drop. And roll a wittier reply over to me *insert emoji* 43. You lost. -> I bet you couldn’t go without replying to my text and you did *smile emoji* 44. Hi this is, Zeus’s mom, I wanted to setup a play date with you and Zeus. When’s the best time for you? 45. I’m now accepting Daddy applications and thought I’d extend the offer to you 46. I feel like we’re growing apart. 47. [send a meme relating to something you’ve talked about in the past] 48. Just booked us a trip to Hawaii. 49. Just planned our honeymoon. 50. You’re gonna love your plans for this weekend. Hint: They include me. 51. Woah, your plans for this weekend are dope af -> Because I’m in them ;) 52. Spoiler alert: we’re gonna end up madly in love. 53. Our wrestling match is scheduled for tomorrow at 3 PM. Bring your fight gear.

the 100 best opening lines 54. How did your super boring [insert whatever activity/thing she mentioned to you that she was doing prior] go? 55. I heard you wanna fight me. 56. You’re hired. -> To be my girlfriend. 57. After a long recruiting process, we’ve come to the conclusion that you’re the perfect fit to be my new soulmate. The “side girl” position is also still available. 58. Congratulations. -> You received a text from me ;) 59. How does it feel? -> To be texting the love of your life? 60. Hello, it’s me. *insert Adele Giphy* 61. You can be Mrs. Claus and I’ll be Santa minus the Ho Ho Hoes. 62. Let’s go on an adventure. 63. You passed. -> You’ve managed to have me the slightest bit interested that I decided to text you *insert emoji* 64. I think we should break up. 65. I heard you were talking shit about me. Time for us to fight. -> Nope, too late we’re fighting, it’s been decided. 66. Sup bro. 67. Ok, we’re hanging out this weekend. My decision is final. 68. I’ve made the executive decision that we’re seeing each other this weekend. 69. Hey, it’s me, the love of your life. We met last night in a romantic scene right out of a movie. 70. I’m a mind reader. -> I knew you wanted me to text you *insert emoji* 71. You’re going on your ideal date this weekend. Spoiler alert: it’s with me. 72. Do you believe in love at first text? -> Now you do. 73. Let’s grab a drink tonight. 74. Bet you didn’t know your day could be made with a single message ;). 75. Christmas has come early… I’m here. 76. Santa couldn’t fit me down the chimney so he had me send you a text instead. 77. Do you believe in love at first text? Or should I just text you again? 78. You can call your mom now and tell her your crush finally texted you back. 79. You can drop what you’re doing now, I’m

here ;). 80. Your parents would love me. 81. Your parents are gonna love me. 82. I like your face. 83. It’s that time of day again -> Time for me to make your dreams come true. 84. The highlight of your day has arrived, in text message form. 85. I like your aesthetic. 86. Think I just met my future wife. 87. Sorry, meant to text you earlier but I was too busy solving world peace. 88. Let’s go [insert activity you’re asking her out on]. 89. [send her an invite to play one of those iPhone games that pop up in the keyboard] 90. Hey you. 91. [link her the trailer for a new movie that relates to something you’ve talked about before] ->We need to go see this. 92. Entertain me, I’m bored. 93. I’m going to [insert activity], come along with me for an adventure. 94. We’re going on [insert date activity] on [insert day of the week]. 95. Just watched [insert whatever thing she recommended to you / you guys talked about in previous conversation and make a sarcastic or witty comment about it.] 96. Sorry I’m late. 97. This is the message that begins our love story. I hope you’re prepared. 98. [insert restaurant or other food place] is calling our name. 99. You’re fired. -> From being the fake love of my life. 100. I’ll ditch my side girl to hangout with you tonight, all you have to do is say yes.